January 21, 2010 10:51 PM PST
Don't know if you ever listened to Firesign Theater, but they did this--sung to the chorus melody of "The First Noel" which is public domain.
Toad away, Toad away
Toad away, Toad away
Where can you go when you're towed away.
It's goofy but maybe you could come up with something similar? These guys are doing some really creative crazy stuff too...
January 22, 2010 11:02 AM PST
Kathie,
We have a towing company using one of the best lines I've ever heard.
"We are wanting an arm or leg, we just want your tows".